Me: Can you point to two animals that are alike?
*Kid points to a reindeer and an owl*
Me: Okay, how are they alike?
Kid: They both fly.
Me: Wait, what—oh. :) Okay I’ll take that.
Clinicians, please remember not to destroy your kid’s childhood this Christmas by pointing out hard scientific evidence regarding reindeer and the functions of sleds.
That is all.